My network is slow!
I don't know whether it's a virus, poor wiring, or bad device configuration.
I'm paying a lot for an email server and I have people running around constantly trying to fix things
and installing upgrades and patches willy-nilly. My wireless connections are flaky. I'm not sure if
my remote access is secure. I want this fixed, I want it fixed now, and I don't want to have to keep
paying a fortune to have a slow, unreliable network with IT people running around who are either
incompetent or they are taking me for a fool.